While I was nursing I heard terrified screams coming from outside. I pretty much freaked out and without even thinking bolted for the stairs. Cohen didn't seem phased by my spastic movement because he was still very much latched on. I made it to the bottom of the stairs and ran outside.
Apparently remote control cars imitate the sound of my children's screams perfectly. I'm not sure if I'm more relieved that my children are safe and sound or that there were no neighborhood children playing outside. Either way, it was a win-win.