Avett: Are you still going to be my mom when I'm a grown-up?
Me: I don't know, will you still live with me when you're a grown-up?
Avett: No, I will live with my wife. But I don't know who she is yet. But I get to pick who she is.
Me: You can't live away from me, you can't buy a house, you don't have any money.
Avett: Um, YEAH, I have my money bank.
Me: How much does a house cost?
Avett: 1,002 degrees.
Moral of the conversation: My 5 year old is talking about his future wife and his finances. I'm not ready for this.